Sunday, June 12, 2005


Well, Salt Lick, I've been hiding in the weeds near your headquarters, hoping for a glimpse of the Grouse Hunter, but I've haven't seen any sign of him. It's hot as hell so I'm going to find a watering hole. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll see one of the candidates.

I tried to find something outrageous in your Roanoke Times, but nothing stood out. Your boy Tommy Denton is all fired up about ending the estate tax, but what else is new? They want an energy policy, but they don't like those windmills up in Highland County, apparently because they don't generate enough electricity. It's tough to please those folks.

Please come back, Salt. It's lonely here.