Geoff Seamans' 99th Nightmare

"... see, I thought Susan Sarandon and I were in New Orleans, on Jackson Square, enjoying the morning after-glow of our night at Lucky Pierre's. And then it hit me...the surrounding buildings weren't early-French colonial, but pre-dictatorship Middle Eastern, and then I saw the statue. It wasn't Andrew Jackson depicted at the Battle of New Orleans. My God. It was a 30 foot tall Bush McHitlerburton right in the heart of Baghdad."