Geoff Seamans' 100th Nightmare

So there I was, an ace reporter covering the demonstrations in Lebanon, when one of those beautiful young Lebanese women demonstrators approached me. God, those alluring, dark eyes. The hint of a thousand and one nights of pleasure. She reaches my side, she smiles and reaches seductively for my lapel. AND THEN SHE PINS A "THANK YOU GEORGE BUSH" BUTTON TO MY COAT! AAAARRRGGGH."