Klan considers entering NASCAR

 
Hey Billy, you got your generator on yet? 'Cause Commonwealth Conservative has this interesting post about using NASCAR as a marketing device. What? Well, it ain't no dumber than those Klan action figures you were thinking about."

"Elvis, after all, began his career as a danger-dripping Southerner, a loud and fast-living redneck who was scorned as much as he was idolized. Then he went national, made ‘’Clambake,'’ absconded to Vegas, got bloated and died on the toilet."