Monday, June 06, 2005

Casino consultin'

Salt Lick International HQ -- The Salt Dome  Posted by Hello

Blogging will be light at Salt Lick International Headquarters over the next few weeks. Jethro has asked me to act as what he called "a consultant" to his new "Jethro's Beverly Hillbillies Mansion & Casino in Carson City, Nevada.

Lord, I hope this turns out better than when he wanted to be a double-naught spy or an astronaut.

I hate to say it, but sometimes I think that if brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan.

(h/t to Florida Cracker)