Navy christens new ships
Lost in the publicity surrounding the lauching of the nuclear-powered submarine named after former President Jimmy Carter:
U.S.S. Boxer, Kennedy, and Byrd
Heard during christening ceremonies on the Senators' respective ships:
USS Boxer: "You call this a Captain's Quarters? There's not even a g*ddamn latte machine in this room!"
USS Kennedy: "Let us skip the 'Yo ho ho, whatever' formalities and look for the bottle of rum, shall we, gentlemen?"
USS Byrd: "And look at all these young nigra sailors. I love to watch young nigras work... hauling rope... and singing, yes, singing. Do any of you boys know 'Camptown Races?'"
U.S.S. Boxer, Kennedy, and Byrd
Heard during christening ceremonies on the Senators' respective ships:
USS Boxer: "You call this a Captain's Quarters? There's not even a g*ddamn latte machine in this room!"
USS Kennedy: "Let us skip the 'Yo ho ho, whatever' formalities and look for the bottle of rum, shall we, gentlemen?"
USS Byrd: "And look at all these young nigra sailors. I love to watch young nigras work... hauling rope... and singing, yes, singing. Do any of you boys know 'Camptown Races?'"
posted by Salt Lick at 3/26/2005 09:03:00 AM
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