Friday, April 15, 2005

If you're going to San Francisco...

Looking at the steady leftward drift of the Roanoke Times, it occurred to Salt Lick that a good place for them to seek future reporters might be just south of Roanoke, in Floyd County, home of several communes surviving from the 70's. Salt Lick has found the old and new hippies to be real nice people, just a little flaky. Which means they should fit right in.

How about hiring "Dancing Cloud Moon Feather" to cover tax reform?