They can't hit a moving target

Despite assurances from all Virginia gubernatorial candidates, Jimmy Hatfield tells governments state and local to "kiss my *ss," and finds a way to avoid the ramifications of the Kelo decision. "Of course, I'll have to give up blogging, but I'd have probably just had to kick somebody's butt sooner or later."  

More on Kelo and Virginia politics here. (hat tip to Commonwealth Conservative.)